How do Rapture believers get around the very verses they say proves the rapture when they say the opposite?

Jesus returns on the last Trumpet. Satan on the 6th. The dead in Christ are on the right side of God in Heaven (non Christians on the left side). When Jesus leaves Heaven the saved will all “stand” is what the mcripts say because Jesus and 10,000 saints are coming to earth to kick some . It was common for all to stand as soldiers went off to war. In fact, it’s still pretty much that way today. “Caught” is not in the mcript. It is a bridge word. We do not go anyplace. When Jesus returns every knee will bow. Earth becomes Heaven. Everyone on earth will drop these clay bodies and the spirit body within us will be. Air in the Hebrew means breath of life air. The same air that was breathed into Adams nostrils. No rapture friends. It is not in the book. I tell you the truth if you have ears to hear. Don’t stone the messenger.