HELP! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

dress up like a m murderer scare the sh1t out of them or you could buy an air rifle or you could buy some airsoft guns get a team of neighbours and shoot them all, or you could resolve to what iv heard being done before take a few of them slap them around make sure you dont leave bruises or owt and they should leave well whatever you do goodluck film it and put it on youtube :P